Spreuken, oneliners en quotes!

Er bestaan heel wat citaten over diverse sporten maar weinig die betrekking hebben op de edele bowlingsport. En dat is jammer.

Ik heb de vrijheid genomen om er links en rechts maar een aantal van collega-sporten te lenen en om te zetten naar de sport die wij hier allen beoefenen.

Hieronder staan een kleine selectie van 10 betere citaten die interessant, veelzeggend of gewoon leuk zijn.

1. “Bowling is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”

2. “Bowling is a game that is played on a five-inch lane - the distance between your ears.”

3. “Bowling is like a love affair.  If you don not take it seriously, it is no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.”

4. “Bowling is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs.  You know it is wrong but you can not keep away from her.”

5. “They say bowling is like life, but do not believe them.  Bowling is more complicated than that.”

6. “Bowling gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponents.”  

7. “The bowling swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.”

8. “It is more satisfying to be a bad player at bowling.  The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good throw.”

9. “Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility.  It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.”

10. “Bowling is not just an exercise; it is an adventure, a romance... a Shakespeare play in which disaster and comedy are intertwined.”

Wellicht heb je jezelf herkend in één van de (of wellicht alle!) citaten.

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Grappig en zeker herkenbaar! Zelf gebruik ik regelmatig:
Soms valt het tegen, soms valt het.

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